Things That Make You Go "Meh"

Things That Both Amuse and Annoy Me

1. When an older dude (like your dad’s age) thinks he’s being “smooth with the ladies” but he’s really just being pathetic and demonstrating how hopelessly out of touch he is, but no one has the heart to tell him he’s a chode.

2.  When you get porn myspace friend requests, and then you see how many clueless dudes not only accept the friend request, but ACTUALLY WRITE A FLIRTY MESSAGE ON THE GIRL’S WALL. 

 3. That is all.  

The Best CDs You've Never Heard

BT - This Binary Universe

I picked up this CD and also bought it for a few friends in late 2006. We expected it to blow up because it’s pretty incredible, but strangely, it never has. Maybe it’s because people still think of BT as that guy who had that one cheesy electronica hit in the mid 90’s, but this CD is something else entirely. Every song is about 10 minutes long, and album is meant to be listened to as a whole. It’s organized much like classical music, with each song (there are seven total) representing a different movement. It’s electronic, but that doesn’t stop BT from including elements of jazz or even a full on orchestra. It’s all instrumental too so definitely a great album to put on if you want to space out or get some work done. You can download it if you want, but buying the CD is highly recommended as it also includes a DVD with the entire album set to a long, animated music video.   

tumblr nyc meetup!

peterwknox:

sharingtime:

Hey folks. Here’s the tumblr meetup literally tens of people have been clamoring for. It’s either going to be a ton of fun or I’m going to cry myself to sleep. Either way, it should be interesting!

When: Tuesday, February 19th @ 9 PM

Where: Crocodile Lounge, 325 E. 14th St (btwn 1st and 2nd Ave)

Why: (reblog and enter your justification)

Please reblog to spread the word. Hope to see you all there!

 I go to Crocodile Lounge all the damn time. There’s skee ball and buck hunter in the back, and with every beer you order you get a free personal pan pizza, and it’s the size of a very large plate - all to yourself! When I’m in the area, I usually just pop in, get a beer and a pizza for 5 or 6 bucks, and leave ready to get crazy. But always fun to hang out there. I can’t wait!

TUMBLR ASSEMBLE! 

Gisele allegedly said she would run naked through midtown Manhattan if the Giants won, but is now rethinking said proposal...

peterwknox:

“It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ‘bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?”

From With Leather 

 It’s not true. Check out the original story here: http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/10613134

LOL, part II

jakoblodwick:

I thought I was joking when I said I was so cool for being oblivious to the Super Bowl. But last night after dinner and a dance performace, quietly walking through the streetes of Manhattan and fearing for my safety in light of hundreds of screaming, drunken brutes, the joke became real. I do think I’m cool for being totally unaware of this moronic celebration of big men, big crowds, big bowls of dip, big commercials, and little brains.

I’m writing this for anyone who thinks the whole thing is retarded, so that you know you’re not alone.

Wait a second. You were at a DANCE PERFORMANCE? During the SUPER BOWL? 

Dude, come party with the Philistines some time. Trust me, it’s more fun than the ballet.